Quote of the Decade:

"You know, toast has no business whatsoever smelling as good as it does. I mean, it's just HOT BREAD!"
-one of the Press's promotions managers to me, as I toasted a sesame seed bagel in the office kitchen

And also, IMDB lists Tom Stoppard for script doctor credit on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. How bitchin' is that?