What kind of dreams do I have, that I wake up every morning with "Whoop There It Is" stuck in my head?

As a result of several reactionary editorials, the AJC ran an apology on its Opinion page for placing a picture of the Madonna-Britney kiss near the top of its front page last week. Apparently many readers thought that the AJC was not taking a responsible role in promoting decent family values like heterosexuality in its 'family' paper. I need not elucidate on how cotton-pickin' ridiculous this is.

Oh, Aniele-- next time we go to Pappadeaux's, you're trying the Jumbo Shrimp Brochette. We'll talk later.