Nick Cave should get some sort of award for writing "Red Right Hand." Not only does that song make me feel cool and creeped out at the same time, it totally sealed the deal in Scream.

I think a lot of you have been trying to reach me by cell phone. It's not that I'm not answering; it's that I get absolutely no signal anywhere in my dorm. By the end of today, I'm going to leave my dorm number on my cell phone voice mail (so you won't have to listen to the old one anymore). Also, you can email me at drewdir@uchicago.edu.

"He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru...."