Ohhh, Cameron Crowe. You've signed Ashton Kutcher and Kirsten Dunst to your next movie? That better be one kick-ass soundtrack.

In the meantime:

Telegram to Pete Townsend:
Re: Selling Out

HEY PETE STOP HOW ABOUT YOU GO SELL OFF THREE QUARTERS OF THE SONGS ON WHO'S NEXT YOUR LANDMARK ALBUM TO ADVERTISING AGENCIES THAT CAN USE THEM IN PALMER DODGE AND ZYRTEC COMMERCIALS STOP OH THAT'S RIGHT STOP YOU ALREADY F@%$*&G DID STOP

And if we pay a little extra, it can be a singing telegram. And the courier can hit him over the head with a shovel.