I'm sorry, but if you don't like The White Stripes's "Seven Nation Army"... then you don't like rock n' roll.

I breezed through The Da Vinci Code pretty quickly; I'm thinking maybe I should call Mrs. Crockett to chat about it. I'm sure she'll have a nervous breakdown around June 15 when she realizes that her daughter has a learner's permit and she doesn't have two euro classes to lull to sleep everyday. Oh, Gaylie.